What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.