What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Which number confuses people?

82

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.