What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.