What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Which number confuses people?

82

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song