What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys