Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it