Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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Why do black people talk funny?

They don't, it's a miff.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it