Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction