Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ?

Aries a reason why I talk this way !

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.