Phone Box Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What's the Ethiopian national dish?

Empty.