Phone Box Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.