Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Recycle Bin Jokes More Recycle Bin Jokes

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.