Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Baby Name Jokes More Baby Name Jokes

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang