Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Black Bird Jokes More Black Bird Jokes

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?

Dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.