Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!