Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.