Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen