Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!