Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Phone Box Jokes More Phone Box Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.