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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.