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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.