Ex-Benedict.
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Holy Guacamole
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
His customers lost interest in him.
Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.
I have Grey Poupon me
Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.