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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!