Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What do you call a comatose Pope?

esteemed vegetable.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.