Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Traitor Joe Jokes More Traitor Joe Jokes

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.