Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

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Traitor Joe's

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What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.