Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Ex Benedict Jokes More Ex Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.