What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)