What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun