What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.