What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.