What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Previous Random Joke Next

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans?

Juan on Juan.

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.