Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.