Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.