Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.