What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.