What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.