Kim Jokes

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.