Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Da rude "eh" sandstorm

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Aboot

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With a cowculator!

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Swigonometry.

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Rude"olph

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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They know people will blow them.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.