Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Owlgebra Jokes More Owlgebra Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What's an owl's favorite subject?

Owlgebra

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe