Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Litterbug Jokes More Litterbug Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Second Caribou Jokes More Second Caribou Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.