What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.