Malaysian Jokes

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane