How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola