How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

Previous Random Joke Next
Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.