Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!