Bj Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

Time Traveler Jokes More Time Traveler Jokes

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.