Bj Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Time Traveler Jokes More Time Traveler Jokes

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.