How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.