How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.