How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.