How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.