Long Hard Thing Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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A new last name.

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A new last name

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What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...