Long Hard Thing Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Wedding Night Jokes More Wedding Night Jokes

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.