What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.