What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)