Middle school.
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Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
So men can remember them.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
Hella.
He moved down-under!!
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Add your laundry.
Climaxing to middle schoolers.
Winter is coming"
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
A lightbulb.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
A: Stop peaking at me.