Middle School Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

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Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.