Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Inuit-endo
Bawdy wash.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
They are both unlike radicals.
Denial. Myself included.
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."
Middle school.
Gastly
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
Dip it in ranch.
Get under another one
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Guacamole.