Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Inuit-endo
Bawdy wash.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
A wise quack.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
A sandy hook.
Carry OK
Life
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Pay $100 for 30 minutes
Get a broom.
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
With a pair of Caesars!
Hella.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.