What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Are you sure it's mine "

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)