What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.