What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!