Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.