Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.