Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.