He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
He was Cross-Fit.
They both bled for me.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
He always gets stuck on across.
