Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.