Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!