Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!