Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.