Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!