Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Suzie Jokes More Suzie Jokes

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her