Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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The girl necks door.

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He was **narco**leptic.

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Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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Push it down hill.

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Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her