What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.