Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face