Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

This joke may have profanity.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

You might also enjoy:

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Young Woman Jokes More Young Woman Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.