Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that