Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.