Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.