Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.