Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.