Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?