What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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Have always been curious of this.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

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Berlin maiden over !

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It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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let me be your *soil*mate

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Elixir