Elixir!!!!!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Elixir.
Elixir
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
The conductor.
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
He lost his patients
From his wife back home
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh