Elixir Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Alchemist Jokes More Alchemist Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

Young Man Jokes More Young Man Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.