Elixir Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Alchemist Jokes More Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Young Man Jokes More Young Man Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir