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How does the alchemist please his wife?

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

What do older women wear?

Depends