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How does the alchemist please his wife?

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

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How do you get fifty old women to say f**k?

Shout "Bingo!"

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Alchemist Jokes More Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Young Man Jokes More Young Man Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

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