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How does the alchemist please his wife?

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

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They produce a lot of endworfins.

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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What's an old woman taste like?

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

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