Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir