Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car