American Police Officer Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Snooker Jokes More Snooker Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"