American Police Officer Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Snooker Jokes More Snooker Jokes

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.