Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Pastry Jokes More Pastry Jokes

What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ?

He was Retarted

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

English Degree Jokes More English Degree Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Synonym Jokes More Synonym Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.