Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ?

He was Retarted

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

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What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.