Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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English Degree Jokes More English Degree Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Pastry Jokes More Pastry Jokes

What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ?

He was Retarted

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

Synonym Jokes More Synonym Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.