Synonym Roll Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Synonym Jokes More Synonym Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

English Degree Jokes More English Degree Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Pastry Jokes More Pastry Jokes

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!