Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.