Kind Jokes

A DOH-berman!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

A deep friar.

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Herp-n-derp-es

The Iguanodon

Triple Eh's.

Industrial Metal

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

A whinecologist.

This joke may have profanity.

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

No sound at all, the D is silent

The satchel charge.

Little seizures.

Chirpies. :-)

A Cruci-fixie.

A drizzley bear.

Denim denim denim.

The kind that has multi ply's.

a salad-manager

Ones with an obtuse angle.

An algae bra.

None, they go commando.

Denim denim denim.

A polar bear.

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

A line of marathon runners

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

mainly SMALL ARMS.

Cirque d'Olay

Denim denim denim p

Denim denim denim.

Abandonment.

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Oh, the huge-manatee

The porbeagle.

Denim Denim Denim.

Circuit training.

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

A hot air baboon!

Mahalo bro lights.

A URLologist.

A safe robbery.

A bull dog !

A plutocracy

One with a cemetery plot.

A mumble bee !

FLAC jackets

Windshield vipers.

Heman-giomas

Garden hose.

OC A parka, son.

A: Saddle-lite TV

A guard dog !

A: An adder.

A herring aid !

A crab apple.

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

None, he just has some WATAH!

A: An inj-oink-tion.

An oncologist.

Elton John in a coma.

A cantaloupe.

A mouse organ !

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

A dead one...

A palm tree.

The bogeyman.

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Underlay! Underlay!

They're able to stomach a lot.

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

The dime had more cents.

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy Tookalook

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Two, and often from the same person.

In a merry land.

The SWAT team

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Kind Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

What kind of doctor deals with pussies?

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

What kind of peanuts get warts?

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

What kind of STD does a bird get?

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

What kind of bear likes the rain?

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

What kind of computer sings?

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

What kind of dance does your mother do?

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

What kind of tea does a house drink?

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

What kind of bird always sticks together?

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

What kind of monkey can fly?

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

What kind of government does Disney World have?

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

What kind of bee can't be understood ?

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

What kind of television do horses like?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

What kind of snake is good at math?

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?