Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.