Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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They got new fur coats.

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You see L.A.

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They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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