Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Achieve Jokes More Achieve Jokes

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.