Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Pp Jokes More Pp Jokes

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Health Jokes More Health Jokes

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.