Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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They're not infallible

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What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

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What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What do you call a lesbian version of Grindr?

Scisr.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.