Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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A whale-weigh station!

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Friendship is magic.

Whatcha makin'?

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

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What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.