Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.