Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.