Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.