Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.