Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide