Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!