Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke