Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!