Cripple Jokes

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Drake Jokes More Drake Jokes

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.