A cripple.
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because they can't stand up for themselves!
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Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!
Not being a cripple.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
A pepperonly pizza!
A huge mess.
2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie
I Duggar."
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Legs
Not being retarded
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"
Because it was for chair-ity
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
All the way
