Dairy Jokes

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side