Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

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An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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What has hands but can't clap?

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He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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