Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.