What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.