What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.