What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.