How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !